The Insanity Finds a Home

12:04pm: *Has thought*
Maybe to cross post I need to post public rather than a flock.

I am having a go.

If this works it might be that I can 'friend' the Open ID of myself over there and then the flocked posts will cross post without having to be public.

*tries*

1:03pm: Top Gear read Douglas Adams
I had no idea somebody finally put this on You Tube until qthewetsprocket posted it to her LJ!



This was for this BBC thing ages ago about the nation's favourite book (I think Lord of the Rings ended up winning. It was something I'd never read, I know that.)

12:47pm: For those who wondered what a Harry Potter Trainspotting would be like...
"Choose Life. Choose a wand. Choose a house. Choose a Weasley. Choose a fucking big Patronus, choose House Elves, Ford Anglias, The Wizarding Wireless Network and high speed Floo connections. Choose Horcrux destruction, Basalisk fangs, and Madam Pomfrey fixing your teeth. Choose Triwizard prizemoney. Choose joke shop start-up loans. Choose Gryffindors. Choose  emerald green dress robes and mis-matching socks. Choose the sofa by the fireplace in the common room and throw off all the fucking cushions. Choose Felix Felicis and wondering who the fuck you are in a Chamber of Secrets. Choose sitting in that armchair staring into mind-numbing, spirit-crushing crystal balls, stuffing fucking chocolate frogs into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable afterlife waiting room, nothing more than a flayed baby, spawned by a date rapist to replace the Muggle who rejected her. Choose to trust your enemies mother. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the elder wand? "

"It's SHITE being a Weasley! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the Malfoys. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are PATRONISED by wankers. Can't even find a decent family to be patronised BY. We're mocked by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Harry, and all the destroyed lockets in the world won't make any fucking difference!"

"Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, down the fuckin' Hogshead wi' Grawp, playin' gobstones. I'm playin' like Albus-Fuckin'-Dumbledore by the way. Givin' the boy 'ere the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to this, the last shot, the decidin' stone of the whole tournament. I'm on the stone and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts starin' at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with the gobstone and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine!"

4:49pm: The Smutlets are over for another year!
*bows*

And they ended on a fic that gave me shitloads of trouble. For days I struggled to sex those boys up but they were making puppy dog eyes at me and saying 'But Shari...we're so angsty!' In the end I shoved a piece of Galaxy chocolate up Ron's arse and all was well.

Here is the list for the 12 smutlets of Christmas 2007 -

Ron/Lily - Glass
Ron/Ron - Mistletoe
Ron/Hermione - Anonymous
Ron/Draco - Clipboard
Ron/Luna - Frost
Ron/Dean/Seamus - Blue
Ron/Pansy - Voyeur
Ron/Neville - Frustration
Ron/Tonks - Flail
Ron/Oliver - Temptation
Ron/Lavender/Parvati - Hamstring
Ron/Harry - Minstrels

And, just because I'm childish and I like to antagonise my ickle cyber sister, I need to point something out and dance around smugly.

matildabishop was in my flat for 3 days last week. matildabishop who lives in Bournville. matildabishop who pops over to Cadbury World as often as we would pop out for milk or a newspaper. matildabishop who arrived in London with a hat full of Cadbury chocolate to share with everyone.

Now in my flat I had a Cadbury selection box, a box of Fererro Rocher, bags of almond M&Ms and tubes of Galaxy Minstrels.

matildabishop didn't touch anything other than the Minstrels. (she calls them fancy M&Ms)

Galaxy beats Cadbury, hands down, that's it, it's a fact, I win!

*dances around smugly*

10:32pm: Friends Only


Unfortunately I am no longer able to give you an open invitation to join my flist.

If, however, you have been sent here by one of my flist then go ahead and leave a comment. I trust everybody on my flist so if you come via one of them I'll know you're good people.

9:33am: God loves me!
puguita the Goldenest of all Gods has made me colourbars!

 

Click on the colourbar to go to Pugui's post and see the others.

There are two different sizes and two different names (either oncelikeshari or Solstice Muse) over on ronsexuals.

Ahhhh...look at baby!Ron from Timeless.

12:58pm: Friends Only - LITERALLY!